do you ever see old people and ask their name and think “wow that’s a good name for an old person” and then wonder how they lived life as a young person with an old person name
agnes. gertrude. pamela…
(Source: cantet, via shit-thatblows)
| teacher: | you are taking a test why do i hear talking |
| me: | because u have ears |
| *high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo* |